uhm... Cake please.

Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush!

So, my choice is "...or death"? I'll have the chicken then, please.

Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go. Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?

Ummmm... i asked for the vegetarian...

Ah, yes, the vegetarian, yes! There we go, Mr. Hitler. There we go... Like a bit of wine? Thank you very much...you Nazi shithead!

Dziekuje Wam, juz myslalam, że ze mna cos nie tak. Uwielbiam stand-upy Eddiego i znam wiele fragmentow na pamiec. Cake or Death jednak deklasuje wszystko :D You made my day, guys :)

...and three ittle piggies were rellocated to the projects.